You said you were doing the LA Marathon – you haven’t even bothered to sign up.
You can’t book a speaking engagement outside of the FA movement to save your life.
You are going backwards with training. Over the summer, you claimed 6 mile long runs. But now 5 mile interval runs are tripping you up?
Seven years in college. Never graduated. Yet Ragen claims to be a ‘trained researcher?’ What the hell does that even mean? It certainly wasn’t a major (or minor) when she attended college. So who trained her. And in what? Did they teach her how to google? WTF??
On that note, I am formally declaring myself:
1.) a bestselling auther (people read my blog sometimes)
2.) a doctor (I totally figured out that my son had strep throat – didn’t go to a throat shaming doctor. I just told the doc to give us meds for it. The swelling went down)
3) in the the top 50% of all athletes. I have athletic privilege and build type 5 muscle fibers like they are going out of style. I guess I am just lucky like that.
4) jobless. And preying on the people that read my blog to fund my lifestyle because I am just spewing shit out of my ass.
If you want to contribute to my blog, please help.